wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Applecross, Australia
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Little brat
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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WeLikeIke 23
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
Mynamewontfi 40
And won't breed.
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Comments (97)
Siettadulce 21
This is when the "where did I go wrong" comments start.
Jae_Hellyun 17
I pray your pets never get cold...
truestoryjames 11
You got to love 17 year-olds ;D
ProfessorMctitie 20
why
aria78 19
No you don't.....
igive 29
Was she high?
False_Stupidity 42
Don't know about the daughter, but the microwave was probably on high.
TheLadyOpal 30
Is she worried about being on her own? Maybe she's hoping that by displaying less-than-intelligent behavior like this, her parents will have doubts about her ability to function in the real world and keep her at home.
hmorse249 12
Your daughter is a ****** creep
gintwinsmoore 20
OMG...lol what a moron you've raised!!!!
martin8337 36
Didn't a certain German leader put a certain religious group of people in an oven? Just sayin.
YFOS_fml 17
congratulations you raised an idiot!
feven 32
I see nothing wrong with this. The doll is cold, microwave is warm. Just putting two and two together really.