Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
Today, my sister called me a selfish cow, all because I wouldn’t let her have a portion of my daughter’s life insurance check so she can go on a shopping spree. She’s more upset about that than her niece passing way. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
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Top comments
Koala 4
if this is tolerated she'll definitely keep doing it.
dragonladiesfire 19
I'd tell her that she needs to buy her sister a new gift or to have her do chores to pay off the damage done.
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Comments (8)
dragonladiesfire 19
I'd tell her that she needs to buy her sister a new gift or to have her do chores to pay off the damage done.
Koala 4
if this is tolerated she'll definitely keep doing it.
JackWood 21
Your whole family needs professional help. hint Dr Phil
MidnaLink 35
Why the whole family? Certainly the 14 year old, but not necessarily the whole family.
JackWood 21
Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. you don't think she needs some help? lol And a mother that raises a brat needs professional parenting help
wysegirl 24
Something has happened to let the 14 yr old get this bad.. Maybe over spoiling or something else. Don't know but thus person took a shot in the dark.
cacheson 42
Well the younger sister will need help for dealing with the trauma of those severed heads, and the parents will need help figuring out how to parent their older child because clearly they had no idea what they were doing before…. Obviously lol
Grumpy Jack 27
I have plenty of suggestions but most of them are immoral AND illegal.
mike3775 39
My kid would be going to the store and replacing everything, if they don’t have money, they would be doing chores at a set amount per chore, and be grounded until it’s paid off with zero electronics.
randybryant799 21
She's more than selfish. I think she needs help.
Marcella1016 32
Maybe from a parent?
RichardPencil 32
Let it go. LET IT GO!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That child is a menace and doesn't deserve anything of her own for at least a year