wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Applecross, Australia
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Little brat
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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WeLikeIke 23
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
Mynamewontfi 40
And won't breed.
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Comments (97)
Lord_Hades 14
I hope you don't have pets!
ricardof 19
olá Brasil, cumprimentos de Portugal. I think your daughter should stop playing with dolls, she is old enough for those bailes funk
JayDay_123 18
Is she possessed?
mmazzaa 16
Was the doll ok though ?
Brandi_Faith 34
I wonder if it caught on fire or just warmed up like the daughter planned? If it just warmed up then it's just reinforced her idea old warming non-food items in the microwave, lol.
mmazzaa 16
So not just me that is curious of what happened to the doll ahah
Retaheki 27
On behalf of this thread, I formally request a follow-up.
jdnaus 13
I'm sure this in no way reflects your parenting O.o
Liyuesigs 8
*Microwaveable babies
xleanne_aLly 23
#33 I seen the Simpson's lego set. I was going to buy it. But thought, "Theyre legos. I can't even play with them once im done." Then I remembered i'm 19, and would rather watch the Simpsons instead.
ChampagneMamii 8
Ah, her future husband will be so lucky.
XBurytheCastleX 25
I would use the same excuse. I'm the same age. She's not stupid, she just wants to microwave barbies.
I_Bite 22
I'm 20 and when I have a day off I still curl up on the couch with a blanket and teddy. My partner tends to join us too and he's 21. Nothing wrong with it, people like what they like.