wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Applecross, Australia
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Little brat
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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WeLikeIke 23
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
Mynamewontfi 40
And won't breed.
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Comments (97)
eeemily2000 11
when I was 8 I straped a Barbie to a firework. I wish I only put it in the microwave, oh well it was worth it.
milehigh52 22
#57 If his daughter had a mental problem, then this wouldn't be an FML moment.
tdawg91 17
I'm 23 with a child of my own and still have the stuffed dog I got for my first birthday..... What's your problem?
Witchylady 18
She's a real worry.
RainbowRoos 12
lol
Mightytall 35
Why does everyone blame the daughter for being dumb? If OP raised this kid, they had the most influence on the development of her. If she still is so infantile at this age she is either handicapped or it's completely on the parents!
Surge_Heart 12
It's sociological fact that schools as institutions have more (more, not all) influence in "raising" a child than parents do - this includes teachers, other students, rules, etc.
Saltypumpking 12
Man, being a parent right now sure feels awkward
AhmadTarhini 8
So you're saying that your 17-years old daughter put a doll in a microwave and your parenting have nothing to do with it !
AhmadTarhini 8
Has*
YourOpinionSucks 22
This is how you know you've failed as a parent.
Surge_Heart 12
"To keep her warm?" I'm going to take a guess and say that she has done this before without you knowing.