Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
Momo_Moonlight 25
I understand she is your daughter but you really need to do something about this situation. Do you really want her to be in your house forever? She needs to learn how to live independently.
zomgbies 17
you REALLY screwed up on that kid. time to have another one
stitesy29 18
Solution steps: 1. Give her some money. 2. Give her 3 months. If she does not find a job and move in the next three months, kick her out.
brony4life_twi 7
That has nothing to do with "her being a productive part of society" now laziness on the other hand does.
AliGInTheHouse 24
At least she likes mlp.
fantasyworld 39
Kick her out, you let her live there for far too long.
willowgrl 8
Kick her ass out!
hunteredmundson 17
At least she still loves and looks up to you
hurley12 30
"Hemp leaves"
Logical07 16
Maybe she is a better human being than you, even if not a "productive member of society" as (I guess) you are. I wish good luck to your sister.
Logical07 16
wow, I've read sister instead of daughter... In this case, I say be patient and love her for what shes is, wtf you are her mother, she should be the biggest love in your life! She may be lazy but with your kind of attitude, she probably doesn't feel loved either nor encouraged to anything! Mothers loves their sons/daughters more than anything even if they have been in prison, did drugs and all! Wtf it seems you devastate her just because she didn't get a job yet! Try to work a bit on yourself and maybe your daughter will do that too!