Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
thesmeagol 22
Only amateurs would leave the body to be found.
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, precious would know what to do with the body...
ThongWarrior 17
Wait till u get stabbed so that your boyfriend knows the truth, wow why not save ur life?
hugozac88 22
Lmao she's gonna walk up to him and say " I TOLD YOU"
buckstop1 37
Yes, know what to do with the body, precious does.*
sophiehelen 32
Jokes really do go over some people's heads don't they
sturschaedel 27
37 I heard the golf stream is quite good for that.
holly_fly 34
It's GULF stream honey...
Zebediabolical 45
Stab her preemptively.
Daevas 18
The time to strike is now!
clemsi 20
If you jump and attack you will land a critical hit!
sweet__innocence 9
Show her that you were prepared, counter her encounter with a counter attack
ToxicMoo33 18
I don't know if I would stay with him. ?
photographer49 22
#3 If you would leave your boyfriend after one empty threat then you don't care about him enough and shouldn't have been with him in the first place.
rachb007 11
I wouldn't. Drama is for people who like drama, not me!
interesting33 37
i don't know. i think it sounds terrifying and might not be an empty threat.
awkwardturtle87 9
If he doesn't trust her enough to even look into the threat and immediately claims it as serious jealousy issues? Well then he isn't worth being with.
VeganVampyre 27
#30, I get where you're coming from, but at the same time- who would you believe, your lifelong best friend or your brand new girlfriend? Especially since most people wouldn't want to think a close friend could do something like that, and lots of people do tend to get jealous when their SO is hanging with the opposite gender... I probably also would have assumed that the girlfriend was just being jealous that his best friend is female.
holly_fly 34
Who said it was a brand new girlfriend? I've been dating my man for a year a week from today and still haven't met his bgf. she lives 1100 miles away, but... Still. :/
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
Georick7 19
In some states its illegal to records people or take pictures.
Zebediabolical 45
Which ones?
satanarroliga 12
It's illegal in all states to threaten bodily harm on somebody though
False_Stupidity 42
On top of all that, this didn't even take place in "the states" but in Australia.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Every place is the states.
buckstop1 37
In Australia, it was.
Zenechai 2
How is this not upvoted??? By which I mean #38...
iAmPaul 49
Sounds like you need to talk to both of them together and sort this out.
cheeeksss 29
However it sounds like she pretends to be sweet in front of the boyfriend and a vicious threatener when he isn't around and only OP can see. So she may not fess up to this incident if OP were to try and talk to the both of them.
amber3120 15
Tht never worked for me when i tried it .. She just made me look even more like the bad guy then started crying saying i was harassing her and him and his mom beleived her over me ..
thatcoolguy123 14
Okay she is a psycho, and you need to get him to believe you. That's not something to joke about...
IvyOswin 17
Call her bluff. If she actually tries anything, then report her to the police and your boyfriend will know.
Surge_Heart 12
This. Recording her threatening you and showing the boyfriend could potentially be misconstrued as trying to destroy their friendship and be proof of your "jealousy issues" if the previous crazy FMLS about romantic partners are to be used as precedent.
UhHuhHoney 20
It's always those shy, sweet people who end up being seriously psycho.
Kevlar_burrito 6
No...no it isn't.
xninix_fml 36
@69 yeah it is...
PennyLane27 32
Trust is the foundation of any relationship. If he doesn't trust (and respect) you enough to at least consider the possibility this chick threatened you, is it really worth it?
juststephhere 23
If she tries to stab you, he'll probably find out...
jinxy333 13
probably...