Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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teeeeeth 0
you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.
AmberAnodyne 0
ouchh
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Comments (91)
AmberAnodyne 0
ouchh
Stupified 0
Haha cool dad
Bertj 5
Bhahahaha wow. And I thought my day went bad. :D
itsybitsyspider 0
dick move by the father.. >.<
Stupified 0
I had something to say but I forgot what it was.
starile 20
Yeah, that's GOTTA hurt! So, what do you look like, OP? Pics, so we can really vote FYL or YDI.
Prototype12 0
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Tasanasanta 0
Agree with 31. What an asshole dad.
Notjustanother1 0
is it just me or does anyone else think all these stories are made up because they are unbelievable and even after calling bs the op never defends their story or answer questions directed at them as to how or what the op reacted ..... mssg me with your thoughts because I will moderated ...... just think op never answers ..... and we have never posted a story or no anyone who has
BahahahLOL 0
Shoulda bitchslapped him
demarcusT 0
give him a bj with a mask on
hockeylover7171 0
lol i read misbehaving as masturbating
tweetbaby14 18
well OP if you weren't so ugly it wouldn't have happened...
aholeguy 0
And tweetybaby are you always a female dog?
ungoy 0
Oh god, 65. Shut the **** up. You don't know if she was ugly, she even could have a scarred face or whatever. And even if she was ugly (whatever that means to you) it's still not his right to offend people like that.
tweetbaby14 18
hahaha you guys are offended so easily. it's funny I wasn't even talking to you and I hurt your feelings. oh and by the way people I was kidding, but if you wanna take something I say on an app seriously you must have some serious sensitivity issues. you can cut yourselves and cry now ok thanks bye.
The_Big_Mac 7
damn tweet your killin em.
quent10 0
how you that ugly that they use ur face as punishment?
quent10 0
but **** that guy
StrictlyMCH 0
ha
GamerCon 0
Internet fights make me laugh... OP, I get insulted all the time. Live with it.
LonelyLoser42 0
Today, my daddy said I looked like Beetlejuice from his work. FML
randomviolet 0
haha the girl look horrified did she behave after she's in a releafe now
hug_the_wall 0
ahhhhhh :O that sucks
teeeeeth 0
you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.
MjsBabyAngel 0
lmfaoo. wowwww. what an asshole
ob81 8
asshole indeed. some crazy people out there.
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
that guy must be a real ass to try and scare his daughter that bad
dominicanchick27 0
lol
luvpink257 0
meany daddy! I bet ur beautiful, just the way u are :)
pinkpillowz 0
sounds like a nice guy (sarcasm)
remy3106 10
ur from seaside?? I'm from south jersey too!!!
JohnGraveline 0
*Cough* Jersey Shore? *Cough*
Ashleexx 0
thaats sweet (: I agree whaatta jerk ayee,
heavymetalman1 0
You know yoir preety ugly when snot nosed brats get horrified at the thought of you.
thatfrenchguy 8
you need to learn how to spell
starile 20
It's alright, he's probably French.
wacky950 0
wow what a jerk
rottentomatoes 7
ah, that's horrible