Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
heather
Canada
Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Timv86
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
It is though
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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asausa 11
Better go ahead and have a talk with her OP. Maybe she's seen a little too much on the TV/Computer/Internet
fakedsincerity 32
ugh. please stop.
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Comments (70)
PoisonKangaroo 5
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They grow up so fast!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Please, don't say that. There was a time 14 year olds were forced into arranged marriages and had kids. Kids today grow up slow compared to that.
Garnetshaddow 30
There are still parts of the world where that's true...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#20 Put your comment on a 90's kids forum full of nostalgiatards that believe this generation sucks and kids grow up too fast these days.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
50, believe me, I do. And 33, yeah I know I just blanked for the moment. That's another reason I hate when people say it. I would rather my kid ask to wear a thong at 13 than have to marry them off to a strange man at 13.
asausa 11
Better go ahead and have a talk with her OP. Maybe she's seen a little too much on the TV/Computer/Internet
ssnow_fml 20
That's not good...
nioclas_hav 16
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Better start em young
fakedsincerity 32
ugh. please stop.
Arkham_Callabero 15
I'd prefer not to have my daughter be known as the elementary ****
Mathalamus 25
that's where i draw the line. no 9 year old should have any sexy clothes. even ultraliberalism has its limits. :P
ThePerry 23
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Make sure to buy a matching stripper pole, but the Little Tikes version. You know, for safety. :)
fakedsincerity 32
jfc. stop sexualising a nine year old child.
ThePerry 23
Sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
Guy1009 15
It's still creepy. The child is 9 years old.
darkaxx 9
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Mmmmmm 9 year olds ?.
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
I understood the joke. People need to take the sticks out of their asses and have a little fun
LyricaSilvan 30
Understanding the joke and considering it an acceptable thing to joke about are two very different things, 36.
3ph600v 15
Buckle up. It's gonna get worse from here
SomewhatNuts 19
I forgot all about those! Thank you for the walk down memory lane! haha
crushcrusher 33
kids are always so excited to grow up!
brenton490 19
*in admiral Ackbar voice*It's a trap!
danceinconverse 25
She's probably seen lots of movies and tv shows and more often than not, the females in them are perpetually sexual beings and expected to always look good. Not her or your fault, just explain to her that you don't need to look any certain way. Personally I wouldn't make it about age as much, because then she'll still value her self worth on how she looks when she gets to whatever age you suggest she should start wearing more suggestive clothing at.
fakedsincerity 32
Yes. Society ***** up kids from a young age. Girls to be sexual objects and boys to be unfeeling and fit a macho stereotype. Such bullshit all around. Let kids be kids, damn it.
PuffPastry 8
I knew a girl in highschool whose mum only bought her thongs from age six and up, now thats what she bought for her daughter. I remember there were a few girls in my grades 4 and 5 class with lasenza style bras. I found it disturbing, even when I was their age.
nzoid 8
I knew a 7 year old girl who wanted to cut her long hair and her mom told her no because boys like long hair better. Ugh ugh ugh