Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
heather
Canada
Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Timv86
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
It is though
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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asausa 11
Better go ahead and have a talk with her OP. Maybe she's seen a little too much on the TV/Computer/Internet
fakedsincerity 32
ugh. please stop.
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Comments (70)
SubparAtBest 23
It's time to put her down.
prettygurl89 16
Ohhhhhh shit :/
danman27 15
Parenting for the win
trucker2 33
She must have seen the new commercials.... They're getting to be a little much lately
Gummybearsateme 3
Wow, you guys are ignorant, this may not be because the child is "Online to much" or any of that nonsense! Jesus, maybe, just maybe, the child heard someone older say it and wanted to be like them!? ??? Woah, crazy idea right!? Everything isn't revolved around the internet or "Bad parents". Grow up people, and use your brains, or what's left of 'em, I should say.
alliegraywords 13
I think she doesn't truly understand the meaning behind what she said. My daughter believed it meaned "pretty" when she was little.
EwahWeeWah 21
My hope for this generation is pretty much drained, sure previous generations were shit too but now kids barely exist for long and become sexbots before the even edge close to puberty... The internet is seriously ruining kids, parents really need to limit their children's usage.
fakedsincerity 32
It's the previous generations which control the media and influence kids. How can you blame a 9 year old? Blame the assholes of the previous generation who want to sell sex constantly. That's way more influencing than the Internet. Every TV show, billboard and magazine screams sex, this generation didn't make those. The last one did.
muarif 19
You are everywhere!
Ihavegas 22
take her to burkas R us instead.
Sasquatch7788 6
there is a convent in Michigan that you can order chastity belts from...