Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sorrynotsorry
Vancouver, United States
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Keesha
Loveland, United States
Kinky
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Abcporn
Portland, United States
Playgirl
Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Don'tComplimentTheCrazies
Denver, United States
Cool your boots, Janet
Today, HR wants to see me about an email where my boss asks me to respect her body. My offense? I asked if she bought a new shirt during a web meeting with our small team. We've worked together for over 10 years. FML
Sariitaa_fml
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Job Seeking
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
xxDeeStar 27
There's nothing wrong with that! You can never stop being sexy ;) Good for her!
yumyumbiscuits 14
Give the woman what she wants!
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Comments (14)
OneGuySixDemons 23
So... does your boss have good taste, at least?
xxDeeStar 27
There's nothing wrong with that! You can never stop being sexy ;) Good for her!
RichardPencil 32
Make sure whatever you get, it's crotchless. She might not have the time or the range-of-motion to drop trou in case the lingerie works on an unsuspecting target.
yumyumbiscuits 14
Give the woman what she wants!
Bugaboo38 3
Big deal. 70 somethings have sex lives, too.
claudiajean 24
... and? It's not like she wants you to watch her try it on
bearbear120 27
That seems like an inappropriate thing for an employer to ask of an employee regardless of age.
cootiequeen4444 11
What the hell is your job? I mean, there is nothing wrong with a 70 yr old having a sex life, but I can't think of an expertise where ordering lingerie for your boss off magazines would be in your contract. Seems like a rather innapropiate request at a workplace. Or anywhere really?
Lalala579121 28
So apparently bosses and their employees aren't allowed to be friends with one another and ask each other for gifts?
CastaP 12
"I'm a guy." Now THAT would be legendarily awkward.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I don't see why this is a problem unless you're picturing your boss in that lingerie. In which case STOP IMAGINING YOUR BOSS IN LINGERIE!