Today, I've been single for so long, I got butterflies when I went on a date. A date with a character in Grand Theft Auto. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, it's been a day since I've went on a date with a girl I liked. She didn't contact me back, so I presumed that she wasn't interested. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and felt very excited. It was a McDonald's app notification. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
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Top comments
honeymoonroyale 20
He said he's been single for so long, not been playing games for so long. Just because he's playing the game, doesn't automatically mean he doesn't have a life. Kinda narrow minded, don't you think?
TheRealStunts 27
Cuz that's frickin easy isnt it?
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ThePerry 23
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If that depresses you then go do something about it instead of whining, YDI.
ssnow_fml 20
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Seriously, go on a real date.
TheRealStunts 27
Cuz that's frickin easy isnt it?
jessmonkey 15
It actually is. People make it hard by expecting things.
bheaze 20
I think it's time to find a new more constructive hobby. Maybe one that possibly involves actual real life people.
Teyros 24
Well theres your first problem.. You aren't going to find a real woman in a video game
cara_marie0303 18
That's funny. I actually met my husband on Counter Strike 1.6. I know it's not likely to happen, but it can! ;)
Teyros 24
Thats really cool! Well he should at LEAST play online then...
ABlindMan 17
OP didn't necessarily say it wasn't online.
thejonac 21
so how do you think she met her husband?
Goku_vs_Superman 17
I saw a post with this exact comment on ifunny
upgradestorm1 20
Don't worry. I've been single for so long, I got butterflies in my stomach when I talked to Piper in fallout 4
cheesecake12 12
Op I think it's time to put down the controller and explore a little. Maybe start with small talk in public or try online dating. Goodluck!
Phantomsnake 10
Be careful, some of them leave you when you get a car accident. The outside ones are better..
honeymoonroyale 20
He said he's been single for so long, not been playing games for so long. Just because he's playing the game, doesn't automatically mean he doesn't have a life. Kinda narrow minded, don't you think?
nzoid 8
You're so right #10. I was agreeing with the other comments until I came to yours. A rational mind you have! Advice to OP: Hey why shouldn't a fantasy date be with a character in a game? Enjoy life and look for someone just like yourself to fall in love with.
laden_swallow09 35
Because it's a fecking computer program and not a real person with real feelings, real emotions, real life story, or real social dynamics?
allisurd 17
I react the same way with Garrus from Mass Effect.