Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
Today, a blind guy asked me out, but since I'm already in a relationship I politely declined, saying, "Sorry, I'm already seeing someone." FML
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
I bet he was blindsided by that!
lachy15 15
Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.
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Comments (99)
mollyjynxjax 28
He was joking. It said so in the FML.
skyeyez9 25
And your dad is making fun of his child for being ugly? Where the **** does he think you inherited your genes from?? What a turd.
russfml 31
Lmfao fyl but that is too god damn funny
Iceman225 11
well, he probably didn't "see that coming". Hehehe
BobbieH 19
You had to know that was coming. I mean you know your fathers sense of humor and you bring home a blind boyfriend. You should have been prepared for the "he'd have to be blind" comments and jokes!
deepunder 17
Hahahahaha(laugh for eternity until I get cataracts)-dad That would be ironic revenge
mac8080 7
Creep
the_loveliest3 6
this just made my day :')
ChuckNorris2 4
Parents these days. *facepalms*
treasurejoy16 5
Lol Ahahahahha. Not going to lie, too funny, Lol!