Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Ctrl_H 18
You got hit by a truck and the first thing you did was try to flirt?
frip_fml 9
You must look like you've been hit by a truck.
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Sangoma 8
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Hectic, but why did he say eww? I would have got the license plate and reported him , but then you can blackmail dates out of him! haha
jipster 11
No
hessel 13
i am more suprised that she got hit by a truck and didnt have a broken bone or something.
hessel 13
i mean like BAM "AAAAAHH my leg is broken" the guy runs to her "are you alright?" "well i am now";-). the truck driver would be motherfucking jesus
angeluv_2014 22
maybe he just clipped her?
angeluv_2014 22
This really just makes me want to see what the hell she looked like
inthedopeshow 17
The driver could have been gay or married or in a relationship. I would say "ew" if someone other than my boyfriend hit on me. I think OP is jumping to conclusions and taking rejection too harshly.
Maverick52 13
Or maybe OP is a guy. I mean there aren't any clues to OP's gender.
hessel 13
i think the big woman sign on the top left on the fml is a pretty good sign about OP's gender
ChuckNorris2 4
"On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)"
frip_fml 9
You must look like you've been hit by a truck.
Pleonasm 36
He was just adding insult to injury.
angeluv_2014 22
I Feel Like I Been Runover By A Truck!
plum_lovin 28
Well considering she just got hit my a truck, she probably didn't look her best. Her hair was probably up and messy because of the bike riding and I'm sure she at least got cuts and bruises, so she might have been kinda dirty looking. My point is if she would have waited and asked him to take her to the hospital. Then after she was better made a move.
Ctrl_H 18
You got hit by a truck and the first thing you did was try to flirt?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Well I doubt OP was lying there with broken limbs and then tried to flirt with the driver. They most likely only had a few cuts and bruises.
Pleonasm 36
Stll, it's a strange moment to try to hit on someone.
timelessone 16
the second thing she did was post on fml.
Wiringify 22
While still being in the middle of the street.
jonnyapples 7
#3, when a truck driver hits you, it's only polite to hit [on] them back. OP was just returning the favour! :)
life_sucks225 13
I'm guessing she was desperate ^-^
Rommel1942 9
Slutty.
Wizzlbang 10
If she wasn't hurt, why not? what do you want her to do, especially if he stopped and got out to make sure she was ok? scream at him? threaten to sue him?
pastispast 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe your not his type. Plus you didn't mention if your a man or woman?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
There's a female icon beside the FML.
ddjustme 9
*You're
pastispast 7
a bunch of aholes
Jivesliven 24
Why are they assholes? Because they pointed out the errors in what you said? Welcome to the internet, grow a pair.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Don't grow a pair. Grow a ******. They can take a pounding -Betty White.
Feveryoneslife13 11
"That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind" Lance Armstrong Just because you put something in quotes and a name next to it doesn't mean they said it. Betty White never said that, while it is true
HeyMacklemore 10
#61 I'm pretty sure it was Neil Patrick Harris who said that...
syki 22
@61 Betty White has absolutely said that. It's one of her most famous bits. YouTube it.
ahamme06 12
Yes, I believe there is a video of her saying.
ShadowNinja445 12
Until you get **** punted.
crissybear 8
Haha... Too funny
DocBastard 40
You were flirting with your assassin. I hope you feel stupid now. By the way, don't drink that wine that some anonymous admirer leaves on your doorstep later.
DocBastard 40
So it turns out that snorting lighter fluid and benzene is NOT a good way of thinking up jokes. My apologies.
gracehi 33
You mean I've been doing it wrong all this time? Well, shit.
gc327072 31
Whenever I snort lighter fluid, I'm able to spark jokes. People say, "man, you're on fire!"
Chloe555_fml 27
Woot! A QOTSA fan! I'll leave now
xALEXx_fml 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't worry OP..he's just an ass (: That deserves to be hit by a truck!!
spaboolly 26
His choice of words could have been better, but he rejected a woman (a complete stranger no less) who chose a completely inappropriate time to hit on him with a tacky pick up line. How does that make him an ass?
xALEXx_fml 15
Cause he was rude #27
Awahso 25
So rude people deserve to get hit by trucks?
gracehi 33
"Yes." ... Would be grumpy cat's reply.
Pordexel 5
It would also be #8s response.
claiiire_fml 17
9, you're an idiot. 'How is he rude?' 'He's rude'. He's rude by being rude, even though you can't back up your statement? Dipshit.
trbuson 11
That rejection must have hit you pretty hard.
theunbeatableram 3
I see what you did there XD
pastispast 7
didnt see that
DustyStorm 16
Could like boys....
nightbirdblue 27
or dogs.
claiiire_fml 17
Or My Little Pony (Fml reference)