Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML
Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.
JasonUMN 15
Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.
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Comments (95)
kurodansei 16
Unforrunate reality TV.
dallaschloe2 15
*unfortunate. There you go :)
RoboCunnilingus 23
That's what he said. Don't correct Scooby Doo.
FrietvanPiet 16
Stop whining
olpally 33
Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.
Nasir_Jones 12
Nope, just enough.
juliaannw 11
A whole bottle of Lysol may be a little more subtle.
Arrow44 10
Who uses Lysol? Febreeze is soooo much better. I know because I watched the commercial.
DividableByZero 11
50, you got blindfolded and kidnapped too?
OnlyTheDarkest 17
61- Didn't everyone??? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
V4Vardy 8
At least you know what to tell the doctor!
JasonUMN 15
Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.
graffitied_love 20
Who said it was reality tv? It could have been a documentary, NOVA Science Now, ect
Dawnstempest 17
@5 That's what I thought too, so I tried it one night. I woke up missing an arm and my right leg was gone below the knee. Bed bugs the doctors told me, after the fact. Germs are the least of your worries OP, I suggest you get out while you still can.
hawkislayer 2
Look at the bright side, you didn't wake up in the tub without your kidneys.
Koppol 15
@32 What kind of mutant bed bugs did you have in your room!?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really 49? -.-
klaralynn 17
I'm in a hotel bed right now and this post has made me paranoid..
Koppol 15
64 I wasn't being serious.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Don't worry 76, people just don't appreciate the arts of sarcasm and humor these days..
Vidrill 22
Come on people. Not everything that they say on TV applies to every single similar situation. I'm sure some hotels are cleaner than that.
xStaciexLynnx 15
MOST hotels are cleaner than that and everything on your bed and in your bathroom has been heavily bleached.
Treveyon56 14
Take a black light to a hotel and be amazed by what it reveals.
Beepbeep7 14
I worked at a few hotels.most of them really are that bad.
mimiminx 23
#58 who the hell bleaches beds?!! No one. That's who.
SaxophoneHero 12
81, a KKK member. That's who.
blake932 6
This really isn't FML worthy in my opinion…
kathryn14 19
I suggest you change the channel.
Queensland 27
Because everything you see on TV MUST be true in real life.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
No it isn't... But everything on the internet is!!!
ApollosMyth 22
So if I say that everything isn't true on the Internet, what happens?
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Blasphemy!!!! Everything on the internet is true!! I read it on the internet....
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Change the channel, order some room service. Make yourself comfortable.