Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Top comments
SerenaSerenadex3 13
That's just foul.
MacMonster 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
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Comments (63)
SandyKinns 6
Ain't life a d*tch?
MacMonster 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
challan 19
(raises my fist in the air) Those damn Dutch always causing problems! Making people happy with your legal herb and prostitution!!!
deepunder 17
I think u mean a bad pitch. The Op can blame some of it on the pitcher. Or maybe u misspelled douche. Really misspelled douche.
Ian7890 23
Hope you have insurance!
SerenaSerenadex3 13
That's just foul.
Iceman225 11
I si vat yu deed ther.
Pordexel 5
Allow me to translate: I am an idiot who is too lazy to write properly and sees what you did there.
LeFrogDog 27
That is what happens when you give a phone to a monkey.
Pro_Nothing 9
#11 must've been hot by a softball.
GemmaStyles 14
Did you not practice beforehand, knowing you were playing in the league again?
MacMonster 10
Well, aiming a ball exactly where you want is difficult, and considering the ball went to the parking lot, it sounds like he/she hit it far.
vehementbitch 4
15, not necessarily considering it was a foul..
liltwistism 12
Yeah. If the ball went straight up into the air and backwards when the batter hit it, that'd be considered a foul ball. Then it wouldn't have to go far to hit a car.
1deep4life 11
Better your car than someone else's
timelessone 16
maybe they should ride their bike to the next game.
Liamj774 36
I have hit my bike with a foul ball before lol
Jellybellybeanz 22
I hit a random person's car once but my brother hit his coaches' car!
LolOrDeath 4
That car better get a waxing for the beating you gave it
hashshim 23
Benchwarmers moment.
lordslaya53 14
SWING BATTA BATTA SWING
Iceman225 11
Why'd you go back to playing? I'd practice the basics a bit more before trying a homer...
hashshim 23
A homer? When you're at bat you have to hit the ball.
Iceman225 11
Not hard, you don't.
twitch851 9
Wow just all the stupid comments on this one. Be thankful you hit it at all after five years. I'm gunna have trouble getting back active after I fight off my infection, let alone five years!