Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
Today, a blind guy asked me out, but since I'm already in a relationship I politely declined, saying, "Sorry, I'm already seeing someone." FML
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Top comments
HKCgrimmjow 15
I bet he was blindsided by that!
lachy15 15
Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.
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Comments (99)
williemac98 8
Fake
byron17 26
oh please, how could it be fake?!
perdix 31
#29, this comment is going to get wiped out soon. Now, they have a "fake" filter that reminds you of the FML rule saying you can't doubt the veracity of any story. Why did you bypass it?
perdix 31
Looks aren't everything. Even ugly people can find someone. Don't ask me how I know this ;)
robertd73 24
Tell him you boyfriend only reads braille. That will stop the laughing.
stacieharms 11
Your dad sounds like a douche
Kitten_Calderon 14
Am I the only one who thinks this is kinda funny? But your dad coulda held off laughing at least Til he was gone. Lol
ginawater19 13
As long as you guys are happy ;)
fettslaab 16
Who couldn't stop laughing? ('He' = who?) Strict reference, or sloppy?
mollyjynxjax 28
The father, obvipusly
fettslaab 16
Who couldn't stop laughing? ('He' = who?) Strict reference, or sloppy? My blind friends would have laughed riotously, but they are of the sort who have long since 'gotten over their sorry selves'.
Nolimit2217 32
Did you get skipped on having a sense of humor? I'd be laughing if I was him too!
tpm45 25
The irony... Well at least you know that your boyfriend loves you for you.
PsudoAnon 20
Hey, that's ableist prejudice! Blind people can be superficial, too! Ha ha