dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
paaaallllmmmssss
Johannesburg, South Africa
Fashionable
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pugs not drugs
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
xtammyle
Lower Plenty, Australia
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Bald
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Ali
Colombo, Sri Lanka
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Top comments
CallMeHush 1
No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
HE'S DOING IT WRONG!
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Comments (38)
kerrygirl 13
thats funny!
turtles1321 0
no hes doin it right
caligirl1990 0
that's not funny poor bald puppy
christttinaaaxo 0
whoa
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
HE'S DOING IT WRONG!
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for thinking that the word "finally" is appropriate after 3 days.
irishfever 0
ha that was exactly what I was thinking
monzach 5
that's when the FML was posted, not when it was made. it was just coincidental timing
padlarf 14
Finally? It's been 3 days
youthink_fml 0
How is this a FML? F your dog's life.
daengh 15
You got that right.
Shmeaty 0
I don't see how this is a FML.
jpgray1982 0
is your dad 5 year old?
Dont_Explain 3
Your mother has bald patches? Jesus, that's terrible. :(
GimmeFive 10
Too far
sharon_ellj 0
Omg dude, i woke up this morning and my dog was completely shaved! She has a bald spot too! Hahaha i agree with #8 though...