Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fashionable
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Pugs not drugs
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
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CallMeHush 1
No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
HE'S DOING IT WRONG!
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Comments (38)
hauptubel 0
Testing it out on the dog maybe?
froggi_fml 0
awww poor puppy
awaisan3 0
lol that's good one
elisabethecstasy 0
Poor puppy. I am calling PETA on you.
Tigg3r 3
First off, how the hell is your life ******? I would say **** the pup's life. Poor baby, get it a sweater ASAP!!!
CallMeHush 1
No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?
PumaFau 0
What a douche
mrburling92 0
Well, now you can call him Patches
brendatastic 0
hahaha sadd
dogsickftl 0
Poopydoody, **** OFF advertising that site on every ******* fml you worthless peice of shit. noone gives a crap about your youtube channel, or site, NOW **** OFF @op Give your dad bald patches too.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Successful troll is successful.