Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
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davek 36
In Soviet Russia, mother insults YOU!!
amazinemo578 4
damn I felt that
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Comments (187)
obsydian_fml 3
Oh ouch :/
daddyceelo 0
I hope he's going to be ok
seanders 10
Sounds like your mom is a stuck up bitch.
allenrotstein 0
He should say something in Russian on the spot, and watched the old lady pick her jaw up from the ground.
MuchDance90s 0
I agree! He should've said something. It's so rude to speak to someone in a language that the third party doesn't understand -- even ruder, obv., to say such horrible things!
denbeste 3
everyone does realise this fml was around a year ago..?
mona_is_here 10
pizdets :D It's terrible when you need to say something personal but everyone around speaks the language you do. Can't hide, must watch your tongue ;)
jakii_ 0
i would have responded with "Пошел на хуй"
mona_is_here 10
That's when addressed to a male, for a female it would be 'Пошла на х*й!" :D
Mehness 0
65 - Haven't you learned a lesson from the other posters? D:
xcl0wdx 0
thread jacking
missvee98324 0
lmao am i the only one who knows 26's shirt is spelled wrong? i doubt thats the real pic but if it is then FYL for buying dumb shirts
italianboy_fml 0
I heart you!!
EffinAhole 0
98 I think that's the point
Facepalmin 0
wow, the shirt says something?
russianrocker1 4
that would have been hilarious or u could have said "ede naxooe at suda"
LeoFML 1
Ya gavaru pa ruski!
jamieleigh_315 0
98 u must've been lookin real hard @ her "shirt" 4 a long time 2 notice that
amazinemo578 4
damn I felt that
jakii_ 0
right? i wouod be scarred. it's not only rude to say that, but in a foreign language so he doesn't understand?
mooshibear140 4
I agree with #63. Also, my friend was in that boy's position two weeks ago. :)
iphonelover10 0
ha
VictoriaVague 0
FYL :l
girlslikeguys 0
yeahh that sucks op =P
rwctkd95 0
damn!!! hahahhaahah u got bad taste like south american girls
davek 36
In Soviet Russia, mother insults YOU!!
cgnz 0
WIN!
osirisfrost 0
win
lsk91 3
epic win xD
blocparty 0
lmao, WIN!
tacobird123 7
I was going to say something like that D: WIN
theycallmeMimi 0
MAJOR win. xD
pwincessa23 1
That's stupid
jakii_ 0
like you?
seanders 10
In Soviet Russia, win=fail
noscope_ftw 0
it is fail. coz the mother did insult him. it's supposed to be backwards idiot
missrawrzy 0
shouldn't it be in soviet Russia crush insult mother
sneek_fml 1
epic win
friedpwnadge 25
You, dear sir, have earned this. Enjoy your +10 internets.
Tempuser117 2
At least you have that out in the open now. No need for her to sneak attack him at some other point. It's good to know your enemies and keep them close.
mario75 0
i love it when fmls come up like that. its funny how they always seem to be fluent in that 1 launguage. ima say FYL for having bad mom :)
iRyanJr 0
Ok, so your moms a bitch who judges on looks. If you like him, it shouldn't matter. STOP BITCHING.
Jennifra 0
I hate when people speak in a different language and expect no one around them to not know that language also.
suppressed08 2
The Chinese students in my college do.. occasionally the guy next to me (who takes mandarin classes) perks up and listens when they're swearing about stuff in maths :P
Mesocoollike 8
Agree, like the fact that they talk down to people in another language makes it ok. I say, bullshit.
Ugi 27
I'm struggling with whatever language that was #10! How many negatives in that sentence?
Master_Of_Sand 0
Well, if your mom can speak russian, you must be it too, so YDI for trying to date a guy who is also russian, you incest freak.
1990TD 6
...You know what incest is, right? Besides, two friends of mine are half-Russian. They do understand it, but they can't speak Russian. They both live in Holland since they're born, I wouldn't call them Russians at all!
bh0p 0
Troll, so we should not date those who speak English?
randomchickkk 0
master of sand, you are an idiot.
tomoturtle 0
wow really? it's actually the opposite cause you want to date someone like you who also understands Russian
5t3ff1k4h 47
101 - It can go either way. Either you can stay in your comfort zone and be with a person who speaks the same language as you, or you can venture out and learn a new language by being with them (provided they know at least some of your language).
Elenachka 0
not to mention, it doesn't say he's Russian. my bf is Russian, I am not; but this exact thing has happened to me. I'm Brazilian American, just happen to speak Russian.
leonlee2002 10
1) Dude you realise there's something called LEARNING a language? Even if OP's mother can speak Russian, it doesn't mean OP can speak it too. 2) You being racist huh?