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Langley, Canada
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Jane_Elle02
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Miranda
Confused
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Anonymous
Good bye!
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Anonymous
Overcompensating
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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RichardPencil 32
Some people panic when their dreams come true. Keep after him until he processes it and can return your love. It may take a long time and you may violate some restraining orders, but it's so worth it!
neuronerd 29
Don't worry OP, I got those reactions in middle and high school. I don't anymore, and several of the guys who used to make fun of me back then have since asked me out (to which I responded by laughing at them). Some of us just take longer to reach swan status.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Some people panic when their dreams come true. Keep after him until he processes it and can return your love. It may take a long time and you may violate some restraining orders, but it's so worth it!
species4872 20
Sooo, the stalker classes didn't help?
SqurtieMan 10
"Fvck this shjt I'm out"
neuronerd 29
Don't worry OP, I got those reactions in middle and high school. I don't anymore, and several of the guys who used to make fun of me back then have since asked me out (to which I responded by laughing at them). Some of us just take longer to reach swan status.
cm5579 1
yo this is so me
blupenguin29 14
I can relate to this on a spiritual level. Don't worry OP, your time will come.
Cali 57
...and if it doesn't, there's always pizza and Netflix! A lifetime of happiness awaits!
my2centsworth 15
I'm sorry that happened to you but I am impressed by your courage in telling the person rather than waiting for them to notice you.
DudeistPriest 2
Well, you've got one of two explanations. One, he's interested but didn't know how to react (it happens); two, he's NOT interested, and walked away instead of blurting out something hurtful. You already jumped the big hurdle, so just asking him what's up isn't any big deal. Just be prepared in case it's the second explanation.