Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running and screaming. One of them stopped right beside me, turned to face me, and threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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White_Fury 0
Freaking people need to learn how to raise their kids. What a little brat.
perdix 31
You shoulda put a beatdown on the little bastard, Four-Eyes. I mean, he's at the doctor's in the first place, he might as well get some wounds treated while he's there.
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kooner55 0
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bad ass!
iliketurdles 7
You should've got your kid to beat him up. Just a thought...
coNsperAZI 4
no not bad ass that's when u just snap on his parents....disrespect
PuntingYoshi 0
Not bad ass, bad parenting.
abi96 0
wow, I wonder what his parents are teaching him..
Bosia 0
I guess you resemble a past child assaulter. On the bright side, at least your glasses are clean!
fakeaccountX 6
"Hey kid, would you like me to demonstrate how sharp broken glass is?"
crazycornn 0
I like how you all blame the parents. it's not necessarily their fault. it might be, but it isn't necessarily. believe it or not, some of those little ***** can be nasty as hell no matter what their parents do :F
at1325 0
I disagree. it's not like we're talking about a teenager. at such a young age, how they behave is based on the discipline they receive. if you have kids that act like that at that age, sorry your doing something wrong. you and the kid need your ass beat.
iVereor 0
He's probably copying what mommy does to daddy and daddy does to mommy. That sucks you should scream at the parents.
Link5794 18
57 the lenses in glasses are actually plastic. I learned that the hard way when i tried to scrub some gum off of my glasses with the scouring side of a sponge. one of the major differences between glass and plastic is that glass doesn't scratch easily.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
AWwwwww how cute(;
rosepwns315 0
kids do the darndest things!
randomgalzbo 17
How in the world is that cute???
Codog01 14
115 I think it was a joke.
White_Fury 0
Freaking people need to learn how to raise their kids. What a little brat.
Sadochan 0
I know. What is the ******* world coming too? I'd have punched the little ****.
hoghunter 1
I flat out would have kicked him in the face.
CookieMonstr19 0
?I kno right it's soo ******* annoying!!!
perdix 31
You shoulda put a beatdown on the little bastard, Four-Eyes. I mean, he's at the doctor's in the first place, he might as well get some wounds treated while he's there.
thirdtesticle 0
dud. you are better than this, sir.
monkeywrench1 10
Agreed!
crazycornn 0
no...no...you dont beat up kids...you put them on drugs. coughritalincough
Azazel166 9
why medicate when it takes a swift belt to the ass to fix them
myyprincessxo 4
wow. kids these days. this fml seems a little fake tho... just sayin
qazz42 1
pff, take the glasses that he likes so much, and smash it over his head. then do the same to the parents. Problem solved
mizunwantedxx 0
you just got punked by a little kid!!
tacobird123 7
I blame it on older siblings teaching younger spermlings this behavior, i'm not saying that he had and older brother that taught him this, but I always see little first graders. cussing more than I do these days, and the main problem are there older douchebag brother/sisters...Meh, go figure...
Selena_is_back 7
They also learn from their friends. They usually know better but they think it makes them "cool". When my little brother curses, I hit him softly on his head.
PuntingYoshi 0
You blame other kids? He wouldn't be doing this if his parents had taught him some respect.
Ninjafriends 1
Since you're at the doctor's office, you might as well ask the doctor where your testicles went, you geeky wimp.
swiftangel 1
What makes him geeky? Also how is he a wimp? He was probably in shock that a punk kid did that and was thinking over how to handle it when his parents unsuccessfully intervened.
ColonelCusswords 24
What should he do dumbshit punch the kid in the face? No theres nothing he could do so that doesnt make hime a geeky winp
aquastar 0
wow just wow. it's probably not all the kids fault, he probably gets it from mommy and daddy dearest. :/