Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
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lilgoddess 0
Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML
iFruit 0
You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."
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Comments (29)
lilgoddess 0
Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML
EwahWeeWah 21
****, that sucks.
wybat 6
that should be a FML right there
no_problems 0
guessing your a girl? you should have talked to him earlier, but if he's like me, if he was single he would have approached you earlier. the fact that he didn't isn't a good thing.
haileeMichele 4
Oh how observant of you -_-
Rodin_fml 0
Aww, you can stare at me instead, I could do with the attention.
nokinonhevinsdor 0
Sounds similar to what happened to me before: I was talking to this guy I liked and the guy was like "Oh I'm so glad I can talk to you, now I feel comfortable coming out in public"
Nixy_fml 0
Aww! Im pretty sure that happens to more people than you think. Dont let it get to you
r3ally 0
aw .lol.thats happened to me before.i know it might not seem funny now but trust me you'll be alright and laugh at the memory of it later.
WinglessAngel_fml 0
I stare at every guy I think I'm cute. I think I scare all of them.
Flowerchild555 0
Well if that was the first time he had talked to you, then you probably didn't have a real crush on him. So it's actually better he said that so you can find someone you REALLY love. Kinda funny how it works like that. Annoying, but funny.
happygoluckyhh 0
Why the hell would you stare at him? Can you spell despret? Common sense isn't brain surgery, my friend. There is something called flirting that you should try!
sithwithashotgun 0
I can spell ¨desperate¨. Can you?
kelseyyc 0
#17 Win.
iFruit 0
You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."