Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
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Top comments
davek 36
In Soviet Russia, mother insults YOU!!
amazinemo578 4
damn I felt that
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Comments (187)
skimonkey96 0
oh I'm so sorry that sucks
skimonkey96 0
oh I'm so sorry that sucks
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for having a crush what are you 12?
Sinkhole 26
Sorry for that OP, but like everyone else has said, it's what you think that matters.
tomoturtle 0
frankly, that was bound to happen with a russian mother :) at least your mom found out before your whole family(grandparents,cousins,etc) so she can tell them and it doesn't happen again I'm sure you've had that happen before with other friends :)
ninjanels 7
not origanal post there is one that says she told her boyfriend in RUSSIAN how ulgy a girl next to her was and the chick turned around and said screw u in russian
LAXgurlie28 0
Ha! Your Blown
beanerboy707 0
that's what he gets for being ugly
TheDonMan 0
lol да у тебя есть проблема
yummycupcakegirl 0
Он очень некрасиво .. (he's very ugly)JK but that awkward
redrovaa 0
некраcивый*