Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
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davek 36
In Soviet Russia, mother insults YOU!!
amazinemo578 4
damn I felt that
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Comments (187)
leahk1785 0
????? ?????? :(
paintmysky 0
I speak Russian, so I know the feeling. It sucks Dx
Michellec9982 18
Man that sucks.... Wutd ur crush say?
babygirl83150 8
Well, I would apologize ASAP. Even better, get your mom to. Then go from there. Sorry OP. FYL
morgansteel 0
Aw I'm sorry :(
_mashaaa 5
I'm also Russian. And my mother has done the exact same thing. Dammit. Russian mothers these days. :(
imayra64 4
that sucks
katyamaslova 5
This is why I can't stand Russians (I'm Russian so I can say that). Sorry that really sucks
Karls_Marx 13
Well you're mom probably got called сука
Brightblue2 14
I would have told her that he is fluent straight away and watch the embarrassment on her face.