Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
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Comments (91)
guppyfishlette 1
Can you say protective order???
juwon410 1
Do i hear restraining order?
hazumu_fml 8
It is not stalking it is *deep love*
j3ebrules 13
So she says. If she's creepy and stalking, don't trust/believe her.
Epic_Times 10
Judging by your name if your really from Illinois and not from Australia then that sucks, If you are from Australia then you could be the guy who stalked me. If so YDI.
pupigirl 7
ooo you've got a big problem
dmylks 1
What is her name? I may know her
Adela21 8
hopefully ypu got out of it.
Mortoli 30
Find the man and warn him of his mistakes. Lmao. Or use him to get away.