DJ
United States
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
LoveBytes
Victoria, Canada
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
pixiegirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
graveyard-sh*t
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Anonymous
Abbotsford, Australia
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
joolsie
United Kingdom
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
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Ariana2_fml 2
Just ignore her:)
2ndSucks 15
It's usually a tad difficult to ignore stalkers. Since they're, ya know, stalkers.
hateevryone 15
she probably paid one of her friends to do it. and make it look like it was from you.
rubberduckie94 13
crazy stalker types rarely listen to reason. your screwed
JinxosGirl87 0
My screwed what? :P
beebananaz88 0
Obsession is a word used by the weak to describe the determined...
MsMeiriona 2
Determined to be committed.
umm_Talk 9
Tell her she turned you gay, so it couldn't have been you.
xoxrita 0
...awkward
Gamaryn 0
Then maybe you should stop writing her anonymous love letters, Eh? ;)
MrScholl 4
Canadians do say "eh" :D
mserrato 8
She probably wrote it
perdix 31
You n00bs have no clue on how to deal with stalkers. Avoiding and running from them just makes the chase even more intriguing. Take credit for the letter and take her back with open arms. Let her support you, lay around on her couch and get fat and smelly and then see how much she likes you then. This process could last from two months to forever.
Humanspider 18
Get this person a Dear Abby column.
flockz 20
forever likely.
perdix 31
flockz, Abstain from wiping and within two weeks, even your most devoted fan will throw your smelly ass out! There are other foolproof strategies -- I'm not very good-looking, but I've attracted a lot of lunatics.
flockz 20
i knew she was a lunatic when she suggested we use sandpaper as an emergency condom...
BrokenDreamer24 15
Well... OP should buy a ticket to Europe, once there grow a beard, chance their name to Fred Jonhston, meet a really pretty European girl, live there with her and have a dozen babies and forget about the crazy ex. Unless OP is a girl, well... Change her name to Franny Jonhston, meet a hot European guy and do that above. Simple, right?
perdix 31
You think running from a stalker works? It just makes the hunt more fun for them. And *******/reproducing with a pretty girl won't stop the dedicated stalker. Your only hope is to get "caught" ******* a horrible, disgusting creature. This usually works, but it usually damages your soul irreparably and gets you a new, disgusting stalker.
flockz 20
hey at least someone likes you! give that bitch some respect. bitches love respect.