Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I've wanted to do that to a few people.. But falling for a secret admirer? That sounds safe. One day you'll end up on a milk carton.
Hecka_cool 2
sucks. lucky you found out before it got into something serious
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Comments (189)
ThinIce 0
Man this FMLs are giving me new ideas hahahahaha
sexybitch92 0
I seen this fml before except it was the persons dad lol
MyNameIsTheBest 0
third
sexybitch92 0
why did my comment get moderated??? oh well but this fml is funny.
ThinIce 0
MyName = fail
chocolatedrop 0
that must be embarrassing
chocolatedrop 0
that must be embarrassing
pasiphae9 5
I do sometimes. It's nice to be a bit old-fashioned on occasion! *drinks from teacup and adjusts top hat*
pasiphae9 5
You mean laughs WITH, right?
Barrientos432 5
36 put AT... :P
pasiphae9 5
I am both shocked and appalled that you could consider me a figure of amusement! :O *monocle falls from eye*
jjhoagie 0
MONACLE SMILE!! old spice ftw
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*adjusts cloche and gloves* I'm laughing with you, my good madam. Though I prefer a Mint Julep to a spot of tea.
chocolatedrop 0
oh damn. double post
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI for having a best friend. YDI for having a "secret admirer". YDI for being fooled. YDI for having a prankster friend. YDI for receiving letters.
omgimdabest 0
dude that sucks butt pubes...had be a girl.
legonut4 0
it's funny because you thought they loved you but they were just joking
irockfendergirl 0
Here's the oh so creative #18 again. She's SO original with her comments!!! Her comments are absolutely brilliant, aren't they? I wish I could be that witty.....
Smyth 3
you totally shoulda kept it going if you knew. like write real kinky stuff. Sorta turn the tables on them, ya know? it would've been an awesome rebound.
skid1996 0
stfu nobody wants to hear it.
omgimdabest 0
25 hop off selenagirl dick!
selenagirl_fml 0
stop being so jealous 24, it just had to be a girl who just HAD mention my creativity and great ability to troll... ugh. **** off.
skid1996 0
just stfu and leave beeyach.
Averizzle 0
Skid you are very strange..
seanders 10
I think she did more than "try"
craphappened 4
YDI! Nobody should be developing feelings for "Secret" admirers. Only do that when the "secret" is out in the open and you know the admirer in person ..
LOL_Noobs 0
YDI for thinking people love u, but they didn't and never had and never will be loved. EVER!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
OP, you missed a bunch of commas.
sparklesxD 0
#18 - stfu. they don't deserve it. it's not their fault they had a **** for a best friend.
Shookitup 0
hahahahaha XD
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, "it's fun." Ignorance, you owe me a rant. Just incase you forgot.
Raleigh_bruh 7
The other day when some guy made a dumbass comment about owning you or something rather, you said you were too tired to rant. And then when I told you I was disappointed with your post you told me you would rant to someone for me later on. Buuut, you never did. So you owe me.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yeh, see. Even Captain remembers, so now you have to do it. :] P.S. - What's up, Captain. :P
kaylascool 0
agreed with number 18. for sure(: haha
selenagirl_fml 0
anyone who keeps "flaming" me, needs to leave me alone and **** off! I don't deal with douches.
OliviaNicole 5
#1, I totally agree. I'm so gonna do this to my best friend who is in desperate need of a relationship.... bahahahah
Raleigh_bruh 7
Hmm, as long as you don't forget. Again.
changetheworld 0
duuuuude. selena has like 9595052 personalities.! lol. she was super happy the other day, then everybody was mean and she was sadd, then creative and then mad. xD btw, im not being meann. ;D
BallinJ 0
that sucks. but is this the 90s? who has secret admirers anymore? with the day of cameras on phones, internet with all sorts of social network sites, im, email, etc. its like having a pen pal, lol.
selenagirl_fml 0
I'm different... like everybody else. lol
thatrandombadass 0
I really like you pic haha it makes me giggle.:)
thatrandombadass 0
you are a very ugly girl. By that I of course mean your ugly personality. Please fix this.
anthaz_fml 0
I'm glad everyone is so happy
selenagirl_fml 0
I'm in the mood for a taco...
Summer17 0
I love Raleigh AND iicaptain just saying
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
selena: Bit assuming, aren't you? -.- No one flamed you between your comments #30 and #75 up here. FTR, Team Ignorance/Trollz. ;)
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Selena and Ignorance should team up with the Asian girl (#48 I think) to make an epic trolling trio. the Asian girl would be the leader though bcuz she is Asian which makes her the best so Selena and ignorance will sometimes fight over who gets to be 2nd in command but u kno they really are best friends so yeah that's what should happen IMO.
supernice 0
bahahaha
changetheworld 0
lmao. fail 102.
Chrisskiies 0
He just said that, cus he has a scret crush on all 3. That's my opinion.
Chrisskiies 0
We heard you the first time iicaptain. Lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
122: Yup! Sign me up. ;]
Chrisskiies 0
Lol well I'm on no ones team, just a spectator. Pendatik, whoever is on your team pay for you to go places. Lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
0.o.. What?
Chrisskiies 0
I lied, I do have a team.. It's called.. Team afatmonkey! Lol, I wonder what ever happened to afatmonkey, his comments were always funny. Raleigh, don't act confuzzled, we all know you have a team too!
Raleigh_bruh 7
No, I don't want a team. If I did have one though, I'd want all of the people that dislike me to be on it. :]
KiddNYC1O 22
I still can't get over selena's "fairs" joke attempt in a previous fml haha
KiddNYC1O 22
iicaptain reminds me so much of seanreddog... hmm lol
DuckOnAStick 0
Trying?? Don't you mean pulling a prank on you?
selenagirl_fml 0
what ever happened to his *******?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Don't worry pendatik, I'm American. I work for processed cheese and Freedom Fries. Preferably together. But I might sue your ass for my fatass, so y'know.
skid1996 0
iicaptain,just stop living you sad little life on a website talking to whoever will talk back. get a life please. I don't care what crap people have to say bout me now. I'm just so sick of iicaptain being such a retard.
changetheworld 0
stop whining like a little bitch.
YdiYouJ3w 0
you dun goofed!!!!!!!!!!!!
javihippo 0
nice job at trolling...******* loser
omgtacos 0
ignorance is jealous of Selena cause she's hot and ignorance has a dick.
omgimdabest 0
has anyone here ever had sex with a goat?
Summer17 0
ohh that's harsh iicaptain! we have the same type of dogs though!
lemonlimejuices 0
Why do people waste their lives arguing on FMLs? (besides amusing others..)
Freeze_fml 17
It's a hobby.
tweetbaby14 18
why do people use the comments section as a chatroom? it makes no sence. and ignorance, skidz is most likely on an iPod/iPhone/iPad like I am. people please stop loaning out your brains then making comments it just makes you seem stupid. P.S. don't comment back at me -Lexi
MitchN 0
lol 175, that totally suits the whole convo going on right now
EastonxStealth 0
I'm team Freeze
ispitflames 3
team i want a taco! :)
EmOsQuAnDa 0
FTW 20
cchristine 0
Mike Wazowski.
anthaz_fml 0
Boo!!
pingpongpenguin 3
I LOVE captain.
interpolrocks 0
damn that's alot of her fault.
Pickledpiesss 0
is 78 a girl or a guy?
letsgododgers213 0
ignorance: do u have a facebook or myspace?
number0 8
YDI for writing letters. Old people write letters. selenagirl, you have the best YDIs. Don't let those losers get to you
talb1 7
53 is a mean person
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
wow that was harsh
kaytwiztid 0
haha right
OwNowBrownCow 0
I Love captain. No ****.
atticuz 2
Remember, trolls are the ones that are waiting underneath the bridge to tickle your balls and steal your gold.
BECK_OR 0
if the Irish jane doe is American what with her name??
Iowa123 0
18- You just love making 'YDI' lists... unless that's just your format.
Iowa123 0
75- So I bet you have trouble dealing with yourself, huh?
insertusernamehe_fml 0
218: it means she's a ginger.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Is it really that difficult to understand? = I'm not an Irish citizen; I was born and raised in the USA. My family heriage is heavily Native American/Irish, and my real names are common Irish ones, thus "the Irish (version of) Jane Doe." I'm not a natural ginger, either, though both my sisters are. Physically, I'm a strange mix of the two backgrounds. Different features look strongly Irish and NA in turns. I just like being a redhead, and it suits who I am.
th3b0ss 0
sucks
Jsalcedo23 0
yeah... everyone uses that get original
Hecka_cool 2
sucks. lucky you found out before it got into something serious
soupey_fml 0
People ACTUALLY say hecka?
too_dopee 0
it's lame.
kittyx33 0
awh :(
dudeitsdanny 10
I've wanted to do that to a few people.. But falling for a secret admirer? That sounds safe. One day you'll end up on a milk carton.
Sun_Kissed18 25
hahah that's funny but also kinda true. The OP had really no idea who this guy was and you're lucky it was just a prank with someone you knew
anthaz_fml 0
I was on a milk carton once... but it didn't survive :-/
rimouski 0
are you from cayman, I noticed the cayman airways thing xD
Sun_Kissed18 25
No haha this picture was when I was flying there for vacation
cowsareamazing 0
You should keep exchanging letters. Just so people will think you have a sort of love life.
Ashes628 0
awwww :( so sad
lizzilla8297 2
lol
alexalexc 0
Bit sad falling for someone you never met, but sucks that someone would do that to you :/
bdonalee97 6
It's easy to fall in love with the idea of someone liking you and only you
hcovballer247 0
That is funny but really sucks.....
Haha_donkey 0
wow big deal