Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
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Comments (91)
G0v3nat0r 7
Lol that is probably what happened, one of OP's friends most likely wrote it
Steve95401 49
IF the letter was handwritten, wouldn't she have recognized that the handwriting wasn't yours?
kaykay20 0
If she's delusional she would think any letter, present, etc would be from him. She needs professional help and he needs a restraining order.
MissMandy21 8
In this day and age who the hell handwrites letters anymore? Chances are it was typed
WeAreScrewed 3
One thrust, and done.
leadman1989 16
You're the one that got away. Didn't you think all get ex-boyfriends being dead was a weird thing? She wrote the letter herself don't fall for it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well said, Katy Perry.
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Aww I know how you feel I had a legit stalker. Just ignore it.
bitchslapped22 14
With bazookas like that I wouldn't doubt it
Arxikist 3
Is her name Rose?
ikickgingers 15
2 and a half men...
MisterMuffinz 13
We've all had a crazy one. If she's still on you in a year then you know you've got a problem.
cutie1078 5
How did nvmb
fingertips9 4
Been there! Crazy ex
iRuleUdrool 4
Well was it?