Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
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tehman117 21
If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance
Pink185054 16
1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck
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tehman117 21
If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance
IamHercules 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What you expect his girlfriend to believe every word that came out of OPs mouth? I suspect OP is much like the boy who cried wolf. Once you're caught in a lie that trust is gone, and you need to rebuild it. To pretend it's still there just means you are lying to yourself.
Just_A_Tree 20
It was a damn smiley face over a frickin Facebook message from a crazy ex. If she ain't willing to consider what he says over it, then good riddance to her! People sometimes lie about stuff, but if you actually care, you give them more chances to prove that they don't lie. I realize that's really hard, but if you truly care, you at least hear them out, especially when you don't have any real evidence of anything.
aliciabaird1269 11
You make it seem like you have some divine understanding of OP's relationship. I think if she's willing to read that far into a Facebook message ( and you really have to stretch it from smiley face to infidelity) OP deserves better.
IamHercules 24
You are right, I don't know OP at all and you probably think I'm an ass for pretending to have "divine understanding", but I'd like to think I live in a world where relationships don't end because of a smiley face. I guess I was wrong.
garrett_8614 14
You must not visit here often #31
Just_A_Tree 20
Relationships have ended over not favoriting a picture on Twitter. We make fun of those people, but they exist. Sometimes people want out and are just looking for an excuse, and they'll take what they can get no matter how ridiculous it is.
Wakachulak 22
The smiley face is what OP knows about. The ex could have had other messages sent out, making the :) mean exactly what his gf thought. Regardless, she shouldn't have* believed her. (*Yes, I spelled it correctly. Thought I'd refrain from abusing grammar nazis during the holiday season. Happy New Year! >:) )
Pink185054 16
1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck
PennyLane27 32
DITTO to the restraining order!!!! And gather as much documentation as you can. Even writing down incidents can help.
salamancer 11
4. Profit.
That_Ginger 18
Judge: What has your ex done to deserve a restraining order? OP: She sent a smiley face to my recent ex gf on facebook.
ethan043 18
Restraining orders don't do shit.
everton99 16
Yeah, I've got a batshit crazy ex-girlfriend, and a restraining order wouldn't do anything. 20+ blocked numbers, and I've had to change my phone number, as well as my girlfriends. And she somehow got my new number. Crazy exes suck.
tantanpanda 26
A restraining order will get you so far when the internet's around.
skittyskatbrat 19
Now you have TWO crazy exes. FYL.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
OP certainly knows how to pick 'em
ashalayx 13
maybe you need to rethink your life choices then ? cause youre obviously picking crazy people
PennyLane27 32
Definitely sit down and think if there's a pattern in your "type" of woman. .....and maybe try getting to know someone that doesn't fit your typical mold. Don't let history repeat itself again!
AnalAssassin1 14
More like crazy mother *******.
purelymixed 17
What a b****
foxwasalamb 24
you mean bitch?
jenninator93 18
I'm not sure what that could possibly mean... birch? birth? broom? The world may never know.
purelymixed 17
Bitch
JKPwnage 27
Which one?
Dave_Davington 34
Are you guys blind? He means a basteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk. Geez, is reading really such a forgotten art nowadays?
patrickalamo 48
Both
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Just say bitch?
stryggzy 15
Why the h*ck do people censor words online? Shit doesn't make any ******* sense...
ztress 10
FML reports the dumbest crap and bans your account. It's like their 5
wattsthepoint 12
That's some dramatic love life you got there.
sweetbliss3 37
let her go. obviously she's not worth it if she just leaves without finding out the information.
IamHercules 24
Guilty until proven innocent
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Pretty sure it's innocent until proven guilty.
garrett_8614 14
I'm pretty sure he meant guilty until proven innocent considering OPs (ex) girlfriend broke up with him without any proof that he had slept with his crazy ex.
82681 25
Good thing your girlfriend is your ex girlfriend now, you dodged a bullet there. Hopefully you can get a restraining order against your crazy ex! Good luck
mete_orito 34
Maybe your girlfriend got scared of the crazy one, so she put that excuse to break up with you and escape from that situation. With that being said, you need to report the crazy ex to the authorities so you can have a normal life. Good luck!
IamHercules 24
Report the ex for what? Sending a smiley face to his girlfriend? Sorry buddy but the dating police doesn't exist.
slyde32 12
nope, no dating policd, just regular police who deal with stalkers and people who harass other people, the original ex sounds like she fits well in those categories
tonyfan00 38
These people (besides the person who wrote this FML) in a nutshell: *BRING! Coo-coo! Coo-Coo!*
IamHercules 24
The **** did you just call me?