Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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CaptainSaveAHoe 11
well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!
Ctrl_H 18
What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.
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Comments (93)
davincidasecond 24
Makes you wonder how the hell he got your address ...
LemonandLime 13
Congratulations, Captain Obvious!
AbstraktThoughts 13
You know what they say! Nothing can stop true love! Except for a 6x10 maximum security jail cell.
SuperDanielNL 23
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to consult a phonebook, the internet or ask around were someone has moved.
Ki11erC 18
The amount of times I see moving to Xyz on Facebook and then later "the new house pic". Its hardly surprising.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
#32 or Liam Neeson, Taken style.
davincidasecond 24
I think I should've indicated sarcasm in that comment. My fault.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!
mn_shr 22
Cute? It would've been tear worthy and considered romantic even. And then OP mentions creepy, all goes downhill from there.
silencebabyy 23
it depends on the situation. if the ex appears to be an obvious creep/stalker then it wouldnt be cute
Ctrl_H 18
What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.
AbstraktThoughts 13
I think she's already tried that option...didn't work out too well
Ctrl_H 18
Run again
CaptTeemo 10
Anything you could do, I could do better. He might be a fast runner.
TweetAnne 13
What a stalker. I recommend a restraining order.
MissesVakarian 6
I think it's time for a restraining order.
LennyComa 39
True Love knows no bounds......except restraining orders
jjmiller1001 17
since when does that useless piece of paper stop anybody?
gc327072 31
"go ahead, call the cops! They can't un-rape you!"
desoto96 9
Cost of stamps must've gone through the roof!
HaraAishi 8
For real though, I think it's like $.45 and a book of them is somewhere between $8 and $10, at least where I live.
knotcool 15
Still think gas to drive 100 miles would cost a bit more...
Pharmgrl03 9
That's dedication right there. "No distance or time will lessen my love for you."
MrClean17 15
At some point dedication turns into just plain weird. OP should get a restraining order as soon as possible
ChristinaAAR 14
Well, looks like it's time to move again. Perhaps outer space this time.
eddeeezzyy 19
I heard that scientists are attempting to get life on Mars by paying people that are up to living there. Maybe OP can live there.
LennyComa 39
Totally off topic but what good is money on Mars? Sure she gets away from the stalker and all that, but the point of paying people to go to Mars puzzles me? "Here's $100000 if you go to Mars" "What good is currency on Mars?" "Errrrrrrm" "No deal"
eddeeezzyy 19
I have absolutely no idea. I was thinking the same thing when I first heard about the rumor lol
Fluffydemise 18
That money can a do a lot of good down here though. I reckon, either you'd get the money well in advance of your departure so that you could enjoy the benefits whilst still on earth. OR I think this one is more likely, the money will go to there families. I'm sure many peoples lives would be immeasurably changed by a large sum and many fathers would make that sacrifice I think. It seems legit to me.
LennyComa 39
I don't know, They wouldn't see them again. Then again parents say they would do anything for their children to have a better life so maybe they would. If I were a father though I'm not sure if I could ever be paid enough money to never see my Children and Wife again.
AngrySailor 17
"I thought you had FIVE kids to feed Benny?" Aawwww shiiiit
Zebediabolical 45
I'll volunteer if they can promise me a triple-breasted *****!
i_luv_dogs 10
OI learned today that ALOT of people volunteer to live on Mars. Once you're there you can't go back to Earth.
Featherwind 11
Alrighty then! Looks like it is time to get a restraining order against this creeper ex...