Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
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Comments (91)
KMtheDrummer 6
Sounds like my ex... Ugh. Well, good luck getting her to move on OP.
PoshPosh_123 3
LET HER SUCK YOUR PENIS
foreverisending 0
and u know of this "love letter" because............? lol maybe u.................idk...........sent it! =o
JinxosGirl87 0
Because....she, oh, I dunno...walked up to him/called/texted/whatever and accused him of writing it.
baxminc 8
reminds me of rose in two and a half men :D
nabesh 5
she just made up d story.
fml98kevin 4
do i hear... Restraining order
MsCane 6
That reminds me of an old coworker of mine. He thought my lack of interest in him was me playing hard to get. He actually convinced himself that every time another woman talked to him, I got jealous and every time I talked to anybody at work, it was about him. I finally got rid of him by quitting. Good luck with that nutbag.
lalamike25 0
Probably your friend XD they're good.
Devoo 7
I bet she wrote it herself...
January8 5
Oh damn! Sorry man I dropped the ball. Next time I'll remember to sign my name....in blood. And hair.