Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I was going to ask my coworker to cover for me for a few hours so I could go somewhere where they would pay me for my opinion. I had rescheduled this. Before I could ask, my coworker messaged asked if she could take the exact same time and date off to take her son to a school event. She beat me to it, again. FML
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Top comments
xNatsuki 0
Screw him over somehow with the job.
BlueBery 0
wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL
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Comments (58)
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
FIRST ---id like to thank my friends and family for supporting me to try my best and get first THANKS!!!
Ringmaster1 0
Honestly, who cares about the people who call first? Unbury!
Turner_22 0
Your pic freaks me out.
BlueBery 0
wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL
Drkblz 0
Wow. Major suckish.
xNatsuki 0
Screw him over somehow with the job.
4dakill 0
So wheres the FML here??? He helped her move out and u GOT out of carrying heavy boxes
DeathMetal666 0
YDI for giving your girlfriend rights. Tell her to get back to the kitchen, make you a sandwich, practice bj
snarfcookie 0
hahaha thats great...
andlifesuxagain 0
Second!
cozzygirl 0
how about you get in the kitchen for a change?
albinorhino 0
Ouch bro that sucks 2nd
deathbunny256 0
I don't see the problem with people shouting first.
albinorhino 0
Fail
shaubygal 11
your life that is all
LB42093 0
awwww, that's horrible!