Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Top comments
ArturoRamirez 16
Yeah, good thing he isn't.
jojimugo 20
He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple
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Comments (63)
HoboMeth 36
I hope he's just trying to be friendly. It probably is just his way of saying that you're beautiful
Sandsh8rk 36
It's creepy regardless.
jojimugo 20
He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple
ArturoRamirez 16
Yeah, good thing he isn't.
DFMLharsh 20
Grandpa didn't choose thug life. The thug life chose grandpa.
TheOneShogun1996 6
Seems like you've got quite the family, OP.
wheresmymary 22
He's just being encouraging!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I don't think 'encouragement' means what YOU think it means.
chidexy 21
Well thankfully he isn't
RowanNightShade 22
I'm hoping he meant well, but maybe you need to talk to your grandpa.
myoukei 31
Or just never talk to him again....
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Incoming "wincest" comments
WhoCouldIBe 11
For the grandpa maybe
_Peppermint_ 34
I died a little on the inside
brownapple 22
Your grandpa is 20 yrs older to you?
ToxicTyrael 26
yeah becaused he concieved is son at the age of 9 who concieved his daughter at the age of 9 makes perfectly sense...
ImTheAlpha 30
That actually has happened... I can't remember where but I remember hearing about a 21 year old grandparent
vampivy23 16
Nah, the youngest grandmother ever is some Roma woman who is 23.
WhoCouldIBe 11
59 that's grandmother not grandfather, guys can get older girls pregnant even if they are very young
SydLovesLacey 18
Similar shit has happened to me. (Shudders)