Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
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Comments (94)
Anro_fml 17
Gotta love the junkies
Etweens96 25
You're better off. Go find a place to live, make sure they don't get a penny from you, and don't let them get you down
thatoneevilfuy 6
I can't believe not one person here didn't suggest phoning the police, you had a threat of murder from someone on the use of an illegal substance, that's jail time then maybe with her out of the way you could get your mum into rehab without the issue of the aunt forcing her way into your mums head.
dyne808 34
FYL times 10 to the power of 9
randomcritic 14
How old are you op? I really hope that there's another family member that you can live with if you're under 18.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Sounds like they did you a favor to me. Doesn't sound safe to live with a woman who'll threaten to slit your throat or side with someone who threatens to do so.
inolongercare 19
Sounds like a blessing you won't have to live with them anymore.
amileah13 26
Sounds like you're way better off not living in that environment anymore. Good luck to you op
Chelse1403 18
Talk to the police discreetly or something
SPN_lover666 27
Report them to the police OP. If you are under the age of 18, call CPS too.