Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
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Comments (94)
feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
TheCookieComet 23
Wait hold on. This is Canada, isnt everyone supposed to be nice?
iLike2Teabag 27
Everyone but the drug addicts. And Canucks fans.
Xion0014 20
It says brunswick, any street that has the word "wick" at the end in NY is always a drug addicted area... Maybe it also applies to Canada?
maxxwell9 9
Good one 39 I'm a Nucks you don't see me wanting to kill people stop being so judge mental
Shakazulu1216 13
Is your dad not there? Did he leave because of the drug addiction?
JLaniewski 14
She was probably a hooker or something
DoomSkuller 28
Perhaps the father doesn't even know of OP's existence
MRSwick2525 23
@#23 & #26, I have never heard such two stupid stereotypical comments in my life. In no way shape or form do I condone OP's Mother and Aunt's behavior at all. Actually it is extremely horrid and Op is far better off with out both of them, however most drug addicts are not Hooker's and not married or divorced. Some drug addicts are in very high positions in high paying jobs, most you wouldn't even know they are addicts and even more come from middle to upper class. But then again you are Teenager's who have no idea about the world or addiction yet. I strongly suggest you educate yourselves. OP keep your head up and please go to a safe environment. I hope things get better for you!!
Rainbow_Princess 16
@ #58: I couldnt agree more! Childish assumptions!
kangx1 28
#2 Who do you think you are? You don't randomly ask someone a sensitive question like that. It's way out of line.
A07 48
I'm sorry OP, but trust me when I say that you're better off on your own
trollcrusher 17
I totally agree with you, but I can't say the same for the mom; sounds like she could use some major help.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Seems like you'll be better off out of there. Hopefully you can stay with other relatives or friends until you are on your feet OP.
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
SolarLunix 21
Oh, and don't forget to call the police and file threat and drug charges against them.
danimal_crackerz 26
This comment is 5x better with your profile pic XD
CommentKing207 23
#56 my profile picture doesn't fit with my comment at all...
tarlax 11
That's weed for ya.
Phooey 22
I'm pretty sure it's not weed. Sounds like crack or heroin because weed make people get the giggles and relax. I've never seen a pothead act crazy after smoking.
tarlax 11
It's a joke, dude. Not a funny one, but ey.
Phooey 22
C- for effort.
BasketCase092 19
You're an idiot.
Mustardtiger811 12
Sounds like you're better off without them
Onyx3288 22
That's a tough one; but if you are being threaten with having your throat cut it seems like any situation is better than that, no matter how bad.
Hardizzle9 11
Great parental role models lol
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe that isn't an FML. You're better off not living with them if they're like that.