Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I was crossing the street and did a full on faceplant. The reason? I pinched a nerve in my foot a couple of days ago, and now it’s completely useless. It’s like walking around with a dead foot. I think I’d be better off hopping on one. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
Capitan 15
At least your strong enough to train hard. That's more than most of us can say. I'm sure you will bounce back!
persianchick 13
Don't worry about it, accidents happen, you'll heal (:
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Comments (42)
alex47625 22
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xoxoblondee 31
Go again tomorrow! At least you got to relax a day and sit in the sun :)
MRSwick2525 23
OP pinched a nerve. That doesn't go away over night!!! its also extremely painful.
bl865ood 17
I guess you need more training then
lexiieeex3 32
Ahh that's how it usually happens, damn irony... Take a breather but don't give up OP!
Capitan 15
At least your strong enough to train hard. That's more than most of us can say. I'm sure you will bounce back!
singer0421 32
Sorry, but *you're*
Kalipczo 21
Maybe the swimsuit was too small for you if you had to strain to put it on... when in doubt just go nude
MisterEx 28
I am hoping you don't doubt often. In public. Or am I?
worldclassrager 41
Could be worse right?
persianchick 13
Don't worry about it, accidents happen, you'll heal (:
abdiG 27
Sometimes it's the smallest thing in life that can be hard to take!
MisterEx 28
Thanks, #10! I'll tell that to my girlfriend. For no reason.
illusionay 10
It's a sign for you to rest!
ShowMeKay 20
...That's exactly what OP was trying to do! Lol way too many people didn't read this FML properly.