Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my parents are calling me a spoilt brat and threatening to disown me if I don't let my sister, her six kids, and freshly out of jail boyfriend move into the house I spent 10 years working my ass off to buy without having a mortgage. Sis said I can sleep on the lounge as long as I pay rent. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Top comments
EvilPotato 15
If my sister did that to me I would be seriously scared, don't bail her out OP! let her sit and reflect that that was ****** up.
Katirx 0
Get her checked out at the psych ward in your hospital. I'm surprised the cops didn't take her straight there.
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Comments (199)
catanita 18
No way....
Haiana04 3
Here's what you do OP, Stand your ground, Look your mom straight in the eye, And calmly say "Hell no. ", Then go home and fix your living room
kooochris1995 14
YES WAY!!!
JayRule28 0
One-way!
Haiana04 3
I think 1 said "no way" as a response to OP's situation as if it was his/her own.
Haiana04 3
I think 1's comment to OP was a response to the situation as if it was his/her own.
dcg1375 7
You needed to clarify twice?
vettle 6
Calm down. knowing FML it probably told her it couldn't post so they did it again and then it posted both.
You_Screwed_Up 7
48 - I'm pretty sure 1 said "no say" as a poor attempt at first comment
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
45- Three way.
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Screw you mom,just say no
EvilPotato 15
If my sister did that to me I would be seriously scared, don't bail her out OP! let her sit and reflect that that was ****** up.
zachherbert 10
Don't give in OP!
alphaskater09 9
I want 81 thumbs up like you. I'm all jelly now:(
happle 21
I'm assuming OP is an adult, so s/he can't be forced to do what his/her mom says...
bjf10 22
Parental pressure still exists. Hold your ground, OP. You are right on this one; your sister needs professional help.
takrushi 4
Dang OP. Family reunions must be lots of fun.
Thisismypchere 8
I agree, you definitely shouldn't bail her out.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah that sister is crazy. She needs to be checked out at the psychiatric hospital. She's crazy!!
legendbiscuits 5
Sorry could you just clarify for me, is the sister crazy?
Katirx 0
Get her checked out at the psych ward in your hospital. I'm surprised the cops didn't take her straight there.
miserypoison 13
That's true.. Any violent behavior like that and a diagnosis gives you a one-way ticket to the ward.
Earth_Bound 0
Well if your living on your own your obviously old enough to not have to listen to what your mommy tells you to. Don't bail her OP! They've formed an alliance!
Rommel1942 9
Tell her **** no. Plain, simple, to the point.
EpicFail1520 16
Exactly. People are ******* crazy.
alphaskater09 9
Don't bail her out. It's as simple as that.
reallytho3 11
Yea that bitch is crazy
alphaskater09 9
I don't know why people have to make situation more complicated then they already are. It makes me angry and sad. :(
brookejay_ 4
say no
Bliss391 7
If she thinks Its okay for your sister to live free and not pay any bills, maybe she just needs to live with your mom! Sorry op.
VeganVampyre 27
Seeing as the FML said nothing about bills, I really don't think that's the issue here... What the mom apparently thinks is okay is breaking into people's houses, messing with their personal belongings, and threatening them with weapons. I'd say OP's life sucks for having family like that...
dontyawishyaknew 12
Ik how OP feels! My mom thinks any type of behavior is acceptable as long as they're "family"
rebelliousshroom 12
Stand by your decision, do not bail her out. Hopefully the police will figure out that she needs psychiatric help. Blood runs thicker than water, but only to a certain limit... Sorry you have to deal with guilt from your mother on top of it =( FYL
seasonedtoast 19
The furniture is bolted down in jail. Let her try to redecorate there.