Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
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Comments (94)
alex47625 22
Call the police it's better for you
majesticprincess 19
I see you live in Canada, come out west homie xD can make a new home over here
worldclassrager 41
My question is why did you side with a threatening murderer?
watermelon_bae 15
Well, I guess it's a good thing that you're out of there and away from them. You'll be better off without them, seeing as they seem to exhibit violent tendencies against the people around them. And they can't be the only people you can live with right??? There has to be family or friends that will be willing to take you in! I'm sorry that they had to act this way towards you. No person should even have to go through this or anything like this, but you'll be just fine and much better off without them, I promise. I'll keep you in my thoughts.
feytensn 25
I am sorry for all the negative comments OP! I hope you are fine, and please get some help for your mum and aunt! I guess they need you more than you need them.
laden_swallow09 35
Eh, it's probably the biggest favor she's ever done for you. Whatever you do or wherever you go, don't enable their bullshit until they straighten up!
ally8 21
Take it as a new start without crazy addicts
Witchylady 18
You are better off not being in that toxic environment. I hope you have some good friends that you can stay with until you can get your own place. I wish you all the best.
kloring1 15
Can we get a follow up OP? I hope things get better for you.
kloring1 15
Can we get a follow up OP? I hope things get better for you.