Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
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Comments (94)
chosha_fml 27
OP, I really hope you had somewhere safe to go. Everyone's saying you're better off out of there (and that's true), but that doesn't make it easy to manage on your own.
crissco 2
I guess not all of Canada is nice.
tonedef456 8
Nothing like family, huh?
empbob 20
Sounds like you dodged a knife there...
trevorr_16 25
You're better off without them. I'd say to get out, and stay out. You might be in danger staying with them.
iknowyounot88 2
Plot twist in "James and The Giant Peach" it seems.
josace 9
Why did you side with someone who would threaten to slit your throat?
SPN_lover666 27
OP didn't side with someone who threatened to slit their throat. OP's druggie mother was the one who sided with the aunt.
Sparx1_1 16
Leave and don't go back. If you are too young to live on your own then find a relative to help you. Just don't let this be an excuse to start taking drugs yourself. It sucks for you right now but in a few years you'll be grateful that you left when you did.
yaoi_chan 8
I think ur mum did a good thing by kicking you out. Get outta that house. Ur better off without them.
chuchusheep 19
sounds like you have a rough home life. or did, actually. it sounds like you are better off not living there anyways.