Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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feven 32
Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts
CommentKing207 23
Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.
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Comments (94)
booty_sniper 10
Your family seems nice
messymessiah 11
Sounds like it was way past time to get out of there anyway. Hope you've got somewhere to go.
tiredofwaiting 25
Your safety is more important at this point. Come up with a backup plan.
DerekDayOne 12
White people
username356 14
I'm so sorry op. I would suggest moving out to a safer place or involving the police. That is a dangerous situation wether they hurt you or not, even the threat is enough to involve the police.
clairesucks 37
That's all kinds of messed up. Sorry you had to go through that OP
GhostFox 34
Call CPS or straight up the police. If they're addicted to drugs, they probably have them in the house, or can at least be followed to the next time they go to get their "fix." Either way, get the hell out of there and stay out of there- the situation could have easily gone from "threatening to" slit your throat to having slit your throat.
katertott 44
Ironically, whether she meant to or not, your mom might have just saved your life. Good luck, OP.
Jewely313 2
This almost exact thing happened to me.
Di11y 11
Call the cops, drug addicts need jail time, so they can kick their addiction.
OneFourNine 9
Are you delusional? Jail time never equaled drug free time. Take a look at the real world once in a while.