Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Well this could kinda suck a little or not really suck that much at all depending on the sexual preferences of your roommate. I mean, worst case scenario here you gave someone a good/amusing memory.
cdaspirit 15
Easier said than done, but try not to let it get to you. Never be ashamed of something that makes you happy (unless it’s illegal lol)
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tounces7 28
Well this could kinda suck a little or not really suck that much at all depending on the sexual preferences of your roommate. I mean, worst case scenario here you gave someone a good/amusing memory.
cdaspirit 15
Easier said than done, but try not to let it get to you. Never be ashamed of something that makes you happy (unless it’s illegal lol)
Austin Schmit 10
Why should anyone feel shame for anything that makes them happy, illegal or otherwise?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe they could tell you whether you have potential as a stripper? That’s a very healthy activity to heal emotional issues.
Mungolikecandy 19
It was a happy go lucky moment. It will be one of those memories to look back on and chuckle over in the future. Everyone has some of those.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, I wouldn't worry about it too much ... unless you found a $1 in your skivvies. Then you might want to consider start locking your bedroom door. (Tho I'd be pissed that it wasn't a $5 bill were that me.... ;-)