Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Danne696 14
I really hope he knew about the camera and just assumed you wouldn't be watching. Still, you should probably let him know that you saw him so you can avoid the same situation again.
Tripartita 45
Life under an oppressive and watchful big brother can make you do crazy things. I wish your "roommate" a speedy escape. *fist of solidarity*
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Comments (16)
RichardPencil 32
Snausages!
ARISKomuniszt 24
Of course, yes... you TOTALLY just wanted to check up on your dog... ;)
Danne696 14
I really hope he knew about the camera and just assumed you wouldn't be watching. Still, you should probably let him know that you saw him so you can avoid the same situation again.
Tripartita 45
Life under an oppressive and watchful big brother can make you do crazy things. I wish your "roommate" a speedy escape. *fist of solidarity*
chessu 21
I assume he is aware of the camera, right? In which case he probably doesn't care. If he doesn't - tell him NOW! First of all it's such a violation of someone's privacy and you might need to set some ground rules - e.g. he is allowed to turn it off when he's at home or something. Secondly, even if he doesn't mind, it will be SO much more awkward if he finds out by accident in 6 months time and you're both going to have to live with the realisation that you have seen him naked more times you can count.
Glowworm56 27
Seems like the dog is perfectly well behaved. Your roommate however, could definitely use some training.
laurellkawes 31
I have a feeling that the roommate probably doesn't know about the camera. Hence, the uninhibited strolling around naked in the kitchen
Lobby_Bee 18
Saw some eggs and sausages?
RichardPencil 32
Snausages.
tonyfan00 38
♪Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la...
Royally_shunned 15
Been there, done that.
Bubbilility 27
That's just a tad bit creepy. Does he know there are cameras there that you can and do watch? I wouldn't feel safe at home if my housemates did that.