lizzy1843
United States
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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Same thing different taste
Tigerlily
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Js2cool
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Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Ew.
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Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Carrie
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Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Anonymous
The smells of summer
Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
Peelates
Yoga to watch out
Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML
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DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
catnip216 0
FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.
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Comments (109)
gatrettms19 0
the real fml here is that you have a zen garden!!! fyl ydi
redark 0
#40 lol is laugh out loud
ohmek 0
Ok i admit i had to google the zen garden. Honest mistake from your cat. Probably thought you just got him a fancy litter box. Maybe you should get another zen garden for him lol.
Puppyface171 0
Wow...A zen garden and a cat. The guys must be knocking down your doors.
Betty__White 0
shut the **** up
yemi1 0
Why is that an FML? Cats piss. Your zen garden will remain intact, perhaps more fruitful even. Not a big deal. Get over it.
RoxxyHustle 7
This made me laugh so hard I spit out my gum.
percawesome 0
Porpoises will be porpoises.
cupcake112397 0
WTF is a zen garden
saksxalmo 20
This FML sounds like a euphemism for something. I don't know what it means, but starting now, I'm using "(one's) cat pissed in (one's) zen garden" as an idiom.