Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Bad boy!
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
The smells of summer
Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
Yoga to watch out
Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
catnip216 0
FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.
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Comments (109)
wonderful_wendy 0
oh no what is the world gonna do now?! don't you have a litter box
macskapingvin 0
No, your cat pissed in your garden. It's rocks and flowers and stuff, it's a garden. Don't go attributing silly philosophical qualities to it.
sadistmonkey 19
You're an idiot. "Zen garden" is simply what it's called.
percawesome 0
Dang, 30.
jdeshnerx3 0
it's sand a few rocks and a little rake you tard.
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
Your cat is enlightened.
ZeeBest86 6
bahahaahaha
DVecc 0
lmao I agree with what everyone said here about it looking like a litter box
ColdGold 6
Use the cat's litter box for a zen garden.
roastedcoke 0
lol he is doing that
Zebidee 9
This should have been written as a Haiku.
MissFukMyLuck 0
haha encore!
Zebidee 9
Meditate on rocks. Islands in a sea of sand. Oh wait, that's cat shit.
Susieee_Q 9
Haha. That's great.
notsoluckypup 12
Piss - the ultimate in zen liquids xD
ericthevampire 1
Sounds like it's the cat's "zen garden" too.
slsrox1298 0
if u r so stressed that u need a freakin zen garden then dont bother urself with a cat give it 2 some1 who loves it