Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
justme
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
No smoke, no fire
Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
AussieG75
Lakewood, United States
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Anonymous
Spearfish, United States
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
thebravelittletoaster
United Kingdom
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Top comments
mikejunior88 4
did you discover this before or after you made your toast?
theunwiseone 4
scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)
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Comments (334)
conniebaby67 0
WHATLmao
MissBunny25 0
toast the cat
Infamous_Hawk 6
Took me about 8 tries to click on this FML.
Infamous_Hawk 6
Just because I'm on my iPod touch.
alexjuuhh 0
8 tries, really? it took me only 3 :')
Jrefinne 7
It didn't even post my comment. ='(
MeowingKat 0
Hey that was me who shitted in your toilet! It seemed like the place to do it ya know?
tsunamistrikerz1 0
same
aamor01 0
Shitty toast.....Mmmmmmm
thealliance 0
first lolololol
theunwiseone 4
scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)
qtips402 7
gotta be delicious :D
xMRxLAMAx 0
really wrong
cassie567 0
aww yea that is very scrumshis
OMG_N3RD 0
Eww....-.-
Gen2105 0
scrumptious*
AchillesWing 0
*scrumshit
ifbrockd 0
Lololol!!!!!!!
poorfml 0
haha scrumshit (:
JacindasaurXD 0
Me &Youu Have Thee Same Thinking:)
pattheaninal 9
you and I.**
bala_fml 0
what if the OP was so desperate to take the shit out that he forget to turn off the toaster and burned his hand in the process ... then immediately went for a wank and burned his dick ... then ****** his girlfriend and burned her pussy ... then finally nine months later his baby came out burned :'(
Eevo7 3
You are an idiot bala
kryxen 14
#294 YOU are that burnt baby. I can tell cause your brain appear to be fried.
makenna2011 6
lol wow that sucks...mmm shit toast
69_jackson_69 0
Hey a clown!
daughterofabitch 4
hey and asshole
SassiestLemon 2
Hey, somebody who can't spell "an"!
MyMuse7 0
next time he does it...turn it on
oertel1993 0
hahahahaha
snade 0
did op find out when their toast tasted like shit?
mikejunior88 4
did you discover this before or after you made your toast?
Emo509 8
hahaha
naruske 4
LOL
xxxInsanexxx 9
This FML and this comment made my day! :)
ButtRaep 0
yum
xoxospontaneousx_fml 0
haha I actually laughed at this one :) it would be a lot worse if you didn't find out until after you made your toast :))
eisblume513 0
haha, my cat pissed in mine. I know the feeling.
atlas22 0
you know what it feels like to shit in a toaster?
SassiestLemon 2
atlas22- Close, but no cigar.
x_messyjessy_x 0
Is that feeling by any chance warm?
LunaNstars 0
did you find out the hard way?
brodie1709 5
fake! this was on a tv show.