Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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Top comments
Weasely 11
Just because someones mentally challenged doesn't mean this type of behavior should be allowed. I can't believe the amount of comments that think this is fine. What if he decides to do something more disgusting or extreme?
hipposteve 21
That's disgusting
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Comments (84)
rt58killer10 20
Damn that's ****** up
warrior2 20
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At least he thinks you're pretty?
A07 48
That's a really ****** up way of showing it
micassures_fml 19
that's NOT a compliment
ThatTennisKid14 13
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I guess that's better than going and throwing up in the bathroom immediately after...
oreoeater 21
Yes but throwing up would be involuntary
JetCyclone27 18
Depends on the person...
hipposteve 21
That's disgusting
Kataphrakt 16
Kick the guy out!
born_hustla 26
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Does that make him less sweet ? He thinks you're desirable. At least he's not groping you.
achoo123 13
After finding out this information I imagine that op will feel as though she is being groped.
DoomedGemini 38
He's hugging her to get off, that's not "sweet" and if I was op is feel very violated knowing that.
danman27 15
Yes, jacking off to someone immediately after meeting her does make the guy less sweet.
jbivens1992 17
What...the...****? I can see how this would bother you OP, thats just...eww.
Weasely 11
Just because someones mentally challenged doesn't mean this type of behavior should be allowed. I can't believe the amount of comments that think this is fine. What if he decides to do something more disgusting or extreme?
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Great idea. We will appoint you the designated security of masturbatory incidents at the restaurant.
Ayasha_fml 12
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If he was doing it in a stall, in private, he has the right to. You could be accused of sexual harrassment for enforcing such a rule, because you're bringing attention to it. It is a bit strange/ gross just because of the sounds special people make when they DON'T hanky panky. Yeah, they can't help it of course, but that doesn't change facts that most agree with, secretly or vocally.
lozzer2712 8
special needs males tend to not understand that they cant just beat their meat whenever they feel like it
Danne696 14
No, he doesn't have the right to ********** in the bathroom. No, you can't be accused of sexual harrassment for bringing it to light. No, it isn't strange or gross because of the souunds he makes, it's strange or gross because he's masturbating in the bathroom that presumably all customers use which they probably prefer to use semen-free.
swordyx 5
Someone who is stronger in some aspect does not mean that person does not deserve protection. It reminds me when j was bullied and teacher punished me instead because i was bigger size and I could defend myself. We need to eliminate this kind of thinking.
Joshua Ward 15
**** you
Maximusmime 20
I don't think you should really make contact anymore
man_in_black08 28
I found out that the mentally challenged girl that comes into the restaurant where i work at, fingers herself in the washroom, right after she gives me a hug as usual. FML. Girls on here be like "jeez, calm down, she is mentally challenged..she isnt in control of her full senses"