lizzy1843
United States
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tigerlily
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Ew.
United Kingdom
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Carrie
Bad boy!
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Anonymous
The smells of summer
Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
Peelates
Yoga to watch out
Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML
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DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
catnip216 0
FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.
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Comments (109)
gunman15 4
bad combo
redcliffe 2
Congratulations! You have now been enlightened!
Zebidee 9
Exactly my thoughts. "Who pissed in your Zen garden?" officially replaces the one about cornflakes from now on.
underpaid011 0
when cats see a patch of rocks, they think "litter box".
RKD 23
HAHAHAHAHAH op, don' take yourself so seriously, that is what cats do!
ajinfamous 0
Yen and yang
cul8r 4
Cats are zen grandmasters from birth. Which means if it pisses in your zen garden and you get worked up about it, there's still something wrong with your zen. You failed the test. The cat's name is not Mr. Miyagi by any chance?
missjuniper 0
PEOPLE! it may have been another persons cat and it might not have been their fault so shutup about the ydi
Zebidee 9
I'm pretty sure the expression "my cat" clears up the whole "may have been another person's cat" argument.
TimmyLuvzEmy 0
FYL for just having a zen garden
Steve95401 49
Cats peeing in your zen garden is bad karma. I hope the cat didn't rearrange the gravel and mess up the Feng Shui. ;-)