lizzy1843
United States
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tigerlily
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Ew.
United Kingdom
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Carrie
Bad boy!
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Anonymous
The smells of summer
Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
Peelates
Yoga to watch out
Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML
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DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
catnip216 0
FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.
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perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You ought to play some Nirvana when you slaughter your cat.
Emerant 0
OR nirvana your cat while you play some slaughter? :3
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OR cat your Nirvana while you slaughter some play?
BlobfishUnite 14
Alternatively, you can cat some play while you Nirvana your slaughter.
ramirezlmt 0
Was it a ginger? lol jk fing love that fml. This? Not worth my time it's sand+cat= kitty litter I agree with the cat about most religions though.
randiZ25 0
rocks.. not sand
KaitHud 0
A zen garden is sand with a few small rocks for decorative purposes. Idiot.
stayawakee 0
Zen gardens have sand in them. You made yourself look like a dumbass. If you're going to attempt to make smart comments, do research first.
Hunter148Cassie 0
Gingers have souls douchebag!
sweet_candy_ 17
Cats will be cats.
LabRats_fml 4
Dogs will be dogs.
losadoll 0
no one cares about dogs. it's all about cats
IndigoArkanian 4
haters gon hate
Bradley_Dillon 39
Potatoes gon potate.
pandor_fml 24
Gators gonna gate
DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
nicknesser 0
Nice
H_E_doubleFML 0
I guess you're not feeling very zen right now.
Hunter148Cassie 0
who's pic?
daveb989898 0
when life gives you lemons..make lemonade!! I wouldn't suggest drinking this batch though!!
ramirezlmt 0
nvm he got deleted yay!
genquad4 0
Effin dumb post!
JERZBornNRaised 7
this is just so sad and unfortunate, do you think youll survive this serious tragedy?
spoonfullofsugar 0
This is my favorite! so frickin' funny! yup your life sucks and your cat knows it.
payton3233 0
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is your fault. if you want to have a zen garden, get rid of your cat. if you want to have a cat, get rid of the zen garden. it's not like zen gardens work anyways....
flighted 1
"Work"? they aren't magical dumbass. they're for meditation. in that sense, they do "work."