Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML
Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML
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RichardPencil 32
At least they didn't make a mountain out of it.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
You should be pleased they're doing it in the garden and not the house. Grow up and quit moaning or give the kittens to people who know that owning a pet means dealing with bodily emissions.
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Comments (4)
Major Ahull 3
Grab a mallet and play Whack-a-kitten!
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
You should be pleased they're doing it in the garden and not the house. Grow up and quit moaning or give the kittens to people who know that owning a pet means dealing with bodily emissions.
mary_resz 7
You can still complain when something inconvenient happens??? It doesn’t mean she isn’t a good cat owner. Weirdo
Warp1978 15
Count your self lucky I have a rescue and he refuses to shit in the garden and will only go in the litter tray. It smells so bad that the stench fills the ground floor.
RichardPencil 32
At least they didn't make a mountain out of it.