Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
This is mine now
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Messy bitches
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
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Glowworm56 27
She just wanted to give the plants their nitrates!
gopi_fml 23
in cat's world that's like super high five lols.
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gopi_fml 23
in cat's world that's like super high five lols.
Glowworm56 27
She just wanted to give the plants their nitrates!
laowang 13
where did it pee in the past?
species4872 20
Apparently in the litter box but the cat doesn't like the new litter box so it chose the plants instead.
Migole 36
Did you change the type of litter or the type of toilet (like from an open to a closed ine)? Cats don't like change. Sorry about your plants though :/ Hopefully the smell will fade.
sweetbliss3 37
shouldn't matter. I have 2 cats and change their litter all the time and they have no problem knowing that that's where they use the bathroom. op could have made the cat mad somehow or has an infection etc.
KittyMack 13
That is a cry for help of some type. Perhaps you bought a scented litter or Febreze-infused box and the chemical fumes are upsetting the cat. Or the box has sides too high to comfortably step in. Or the new litter has a different texture and you didn't transition gradually. I assume it is litter box related. But maybe a coincidence. They could hate a new girl/boyfriend or a new couch or anything that changed at the time the peeong began. Or sometimes it is not that they're upset. Could be a bladder infection. But it does mean something: either "it hurts to pee" or "I hate change" or "something is stressing me out big time". I hope you can deduce what your cats need to be healthy and happy.
R_L_Jack 11
Cat ownership comes with caveats!
sunshineandroses 9
put stones on top of the soil to keep her from pooping there too.